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June 2, 2009
NEWS

Welcome back. Remember those children who went off to the Holy Land to recapture Jerusalem from the Saracens early spring? High were the hopes in European circles that their charms and, well, boyish good looks would win over the hearts and minds of the Musselmen. Well, you've probably been wondering what they've been up to in the last year. Today, the Pope Innocent III himself received an envoy from the sons of Saladin upon an entourage of a hundred camels and fifty elephants. The message read, in full, "Thanks for the appetizer; when may we expect the main course?"