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June 29, 2009
I am red haired. I am very red haired.

Thus
I bruise easily
I need more anaesthetic.
Muhammad dyed his hair red (with henna).
The jilted Menalaus had red hair.
Redheads are highly sexed.
I burn incredibly easily, and there's a higher than average chance for skin cancer.


I am left handed. Very left handed.

Thus
My lifespan is statistically shorter.
Higher proportion of high achievers.
Apparently, we're better at switching tasks. (Look, a squirrel!)
Propensities to alcoholism and depression.
More testosterone in the womb?
Using scissors hurts most.

If that's all true, then why am I so tiresomely normal?