March 30, 2005
I'm waiting to cross Riverside Drive. A car carrying two youngish guys approaches from my right. The driver looks left to ensure a safe right onto the Drive, sees me, makes the "Oooooh!"face, says "Woooww!-, and smiles big-time. It just so happens that during this three-second space in time, I'm bringing my water bottle to my mouth and am about to suck on the "sport cap-. Just as he says "Woooww!-, I stare directly into his eyes and lightly lick the cap. I swear he almost swerves. And I know he wishes he hadn't had to make that turn.