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March 27, 2005
Doris, my oldest patient, says that "way back when-, she would insert an entire roll of quarters inside her "cootch"before going out with her future husband, Clyde.

"I think I hooked him the day he forgot his wallet. I was able to pay for our coffee and pie at the diner with a few of the coins I'd secretly stashed. I'd wanted to impress him later that night by acting as his personal coin dispenser, but I think I impressed him more by offering to pick up the tab!-

I insist that she pay for her sessions by check.