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March 26, 2005
I'm at lunch with this guy - a pretty good-looking blond - and he's telling me about all these women at the gym whom he thinks are hot. I don't think he uses the word "hot-, but it's implied, so he may as well say it.

It turned out, though, that one of the women he had his eye on had varicose veins on her legs, so that meant she was "out-.

I want to say to him, "Oh, OK. So do you think nobody's noticed that one of your top teeth, on the side, is either very tiny or entirely missing?-