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June 22, 2009
“Good evening Ladies and Gentlem-“

“You’re not funny!"

“Thanks for your opinion sir, I haven’t started yet. A funny thing happ-“

“You stink like my socks!”

“Phew, thanks, I’m glad I don’t stink like your attitude. Now, where were we…yes, on the way here toni-“

“You’re mother is a sex-mad slut!”

“Alright, that’s enough. Ralph, please turn the spot onto the bar so we can give this guy the attention he’s yearning?”

[ spotlight turns ]

“I thought so…dad, this is too much. Don’t come and see me play when you’ve been drinking and you’ve had a fight with mum!”