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March 5, 2005
Joyce tells me that in email, Alan, her "whatever he is ... boyfriend? I don't fucking know"capitalizes "hotel"even when referring to a generic place. "He capitalizes ‘internet', too.-

"But he never capitalizes my name!"she says. "What do you think that means?-

Alan places more importance on inanimate objects than on you, I want to say. Have him tailed to see if he's secretly fucking the Hyatt or having clandestine lunches with the worldwide web.

But I can't. I am supposed to be the sane one here. After all, I am her therapist. So I nod and "hmmm"appropriately.