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March 14, 2009
My boyfriend is the perfect blend of lanky Jimmy Stewart Midwestern sensibility -- solid as the hammer he handles with aplomb to take care of any number of household tasks I have no idea how to complete, uttering "holy cow" with absolutely no irony and unblinkingly confusing "Pachelbel" with "Taco Bell" -- and the brooding unnamed bad boy from the back of the classroom, the one who, with one long, lingering look, speaks volumes about the deviant ways he wants to nail you, and who murmurs words into your ear so filthy that a month of Q-tips couldn't dislodge them.