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February 16, 2009
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I also appreciate, dearest Hooters, that your campaign has not only expanded to include the ladies but has also targeted the children unfortunate enough to be born to the kind of people who would respond positively to an ad written from their point of view:

"Mom! Dad! All You Can Drink Pitchers Every Tuesday Afternoon!"

This, in a font so juvenile that it makes Comic Sans look sophisticated.

It's a good thing, Hooters, that these parents allow their eight-year-olds to drive the family car, the better to ensure everyone a safe return home. Otherwise you'd be grossly negligent.