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February 26, 2009
I AM JEALOUS OF YOUR FICTIONAL VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND:
(a true story of romance)

I didn't like the way she closed her eyes and held her hand to her heart when she talked about him. I think she was trembling. Oh-ho-ho... I'll fix both of you.

Al-Baraki has the best falafel in town, with the highest garlic content.

“Hey,” I say, “What do you say about falafel for lunch?”

***

“Did you like your falafel?”

“Yes, it was... fine... Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Oh-ho-ho, WHAT FICTIONAL VAMPIRE HEARTTHROB WILL HAVE YOU NOW???”