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February 23, 2009
I should be on the payroll at:

*Albany Public Library: For some reason people assume I work there and are always asking me where to find things. I almost always help them out. Do I look like a librarian? Yes, I suppose I do.

*Hannaford: The baskets at the register are always a mess, and I always straighten them out before I put mine back.

I shouldn't be on the payroll at:

*Either of my jobs, because I spend most of my time reading the news, drinking coffee, and making small talk about dogs and the weather.