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February 15, 2009
I stopped in to see Vikram today. He looked exhausted.

“How's business?” I asked.

“Bitter, lonely assholes like you are keeping me afloat in these troubled times,” he grinned. “Thank God for holidays that are all about love and togetherness – I just wish they weren't all clustered together in the winter...”

“Yeah, cool,” I said, cutting him off. “Listen, I just wanted to return this bottle I bought the other day. I decided that sitting around drinking alone is kinda lame.”

He rolled his eyes as he opened the cash register.

You're kinda lame.”