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January 18, 2009
June was emptying out her husband's pockets prior to doing the wash. She came upon an odd receipt. It was for a return cruise to Europe, occupancy two. Departing July 17, 2008, and returning January 17, 2009. Yesterday.

Occupancy two?

She was waiting for him when he came home.

"Darling, were you just on a cruise to Europe?"

"No."

"Then what's this receipt?"

"It's Paul's."

"Who's Paul?"

"A guy I know."

"I don't believe you."

"All right, I admit it. I spent six months in Europe with my secretary."

"Well, I'll be. No wonder I didn't get a Christmas present."