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January 13, 2009
The judge rapped his gavel and asked the man in the dock, "How do you plead?"

Suddenly a grey-haired old lady in the observer's stood up and cried, "I did it!"

And suddenly a man in his mid-40s, one of the jurors, stood, and shouted, "I did it, it was me!"

Just as suddenly a pregnant teenager jumped to her feet—she was apparently the district attorney's daughter—and cried, "No, I did it!" and an elderly man from somewhere jumped up simultaneously and cried, "I did it!"

The judge looked at the camera and said, "I hate adultery cases."