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January 4, 2009
I've got a great idea that'll make me rich. I'll write a ballet about the economic meltdown.

At the NYSE, a broker dances happily as stock goes up and dances sadly as stock goes down. An intern dances to him that he has to dance to the boss's office. In the boss's office, the boss dances that the broker is fired. The broker dances off sadly, to a bridge, where he is about to dance off, when a woman dances up to him and dances, "Don't dance it!" They dance happily ever after.

I'll get the Nobel Prize for this.