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January 9, 2009
Mary Etta Jones' court-appointed attorney has warned her to keep mum. "Ain't nobody gonna buy that bullshit" he told her five minutes before entering the courtroom. Atempts at getting through to her by using proper English had failed.

Still, that doesn't stop Mary Etta from jumping up from her seat during the prosecution's opening statement and shouting, "If I'm not s'posed to shake the motherfuckin' baby, then how the hell'm I s'posed to get it coated with the Shake 'n' Bake, bitch? Tell me that, huh? Huh?"

"Have fun roasting in jail," the judge says the next day, during sentencing.