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December 27, 2008
BASED ON A TRUE STORY

Steve, Jack and Mike were glooming at the bar. Death was in the air. Jack broke it.

"I decided last Sunday to mow the whole lawn before June got home from church. You know that my lawn is huge, three point five acres or so. So I was out there sweating and busting, trying to get it done before she came home. I was putting the mower in the garage when she drove up. Know what she said?"

Steve said, "What?"

"'You missed a spot under that tree.'"

Mike laughed. And called for another round.