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December 25, 2008
Because I don't think I'm enough of an obnoxious know-it-all asshole, I've decided to start reading books upside-down. Being the prick I am, I don't find it hard to do. In fact, when I read upside-down I read at about the same speed as a normal person. I can even predict the words that are coming up; thus, even if it's upside-down I can still read aloud better than 95% of the general population. So on the streetcar I read upside-down and everyone looks at me like I'm crazy, but really I'm just saying to them, I'm an obnoxious asshole!