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December 18, 2008
God saw an angel pass by. The angel had a brand new copy with him, hot off the presses.

"Can I see that?"

"Will you sign it for me, sir?"

"Sure thing." God wrote, "Nice to see the old tome in circulation. Sincerely, God."

Then God flipped through it. "This was one of my greatest works."

"Indeed, sir. Truly divine."

God stopped. "Wait: The Books aren't in the right order."

"What?"

"Deuteronomy should be before Numbers!"

"But they've always been in that order there."

"Are you serious?"

"Yes."

"I'll just have to start again, then."

So God destroyed the world.