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December 7, 2008
I was in the grocery store this morning & I saw a woman I thought was my mother. I went up to her & said, "Hi, mom."

She said, "John! What are you doing here?"

"Grocery shopping. What are you doing here?"

"The same. But what are you doing in Oshawa?"

"We're not in Oshawa. We're in Toronto."

"Donít be foolish."

"No, it's true!" I had a world atlas with me; I opened it to the ONTARIO page & pointed at a dot.

"See? TORONTO it says."

"No it doesn't. It says OSHAWA."

Thus we discovered we were complete strangers.