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December 4, 2008
Thursday morning, almost 7:30, at work. A column writer called to editor's office is told his column is to be written by a woman in Bangalore; in fact, none of his columns have been printed in two months. "Maybe you should read the paper once in a while." Scene ends in abrupt blackout.

A demon is called into Mephistopheles' office. His job is being outsourced to a minor Indian deity. Minor Indian deity introduced. Has taken over the task of tempting the column writer. "Great job! Murder!" Demon demoted, winds up tempting dogs, cats and gerbils to bite their owners.