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December 29, 2008
The phone rang and I answered it.

-Hello?
-Oh, ah, wrong number.
-Wait. What did you want?
-I was trying to order a pizza.
-I can make pizza. I make good pizza.
-I'm sure you do, but-
-I'll make you pizza.
-What?
-What would you like to order?
-You can deliver?
-Sure.
-Two small pizzas?
-I have just the pans for 'em.
-Okay.
-What so want on 'em?
-I guess a Mystic, and a Mediterranean.
-Will do. One Mystic, one Mediterranean.
-How long will it take?
-Oh, I'd say ... five hours or so.

That's when he hung up! Asshole!