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October 24, 2008
Continued from 10/23

I pirouetted back to the site of the graffiti to confirm that my eyesight wasn't failing, and was rewarded accordingly. Just as I'd thought: A large black curlicue mustache was scrawled under the nose for news of a local newscaster, and his pretty co-anchor's white smile was marred by a single blackened front tooth. Both were given glasses that would obviate the contact lenses they were probably wearing.

How dare the good looks of this duo be besmirched! Couldn't the vandal have just dashed off an enormous squirting cock by both of their mouths and move on?