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September 25, 2008
The notion of a "catnap" holds no appeal. A catnap is something white-shirted mid-level execs take in their Successories-appointed offices before big meetings, ten minutes they tell themselves is going to do a world of good, much better than the lunches they skip in order to complete their important work in preparation for the big meetings.

If I'm going to nap, I'm going to take a real nap. Better yet, a siesta. A long, luxurious, close-the-blinds, snuggle-under-the-covers, say-adios-to-the-world-for-at-least-an-hour snoozefest-a-gogo-a-rama.

Yeah, you big execs may luxuriate in posh places, but I've got you bastards beat when it comes to real luxury!